“Turn it off!”

I have converted you to Mormonism. 

shoemoneytonight:

rekit:

Science

SCIENCE

SEEMS.

LEGIT.

idlovetobebardafree:

Anders, you are a pansexual dreamboat.

I like this, this is a nice line. 

(Source: bigbardafree)

slicktrise:

rulesofthirds:

my motto

maybe

(Source: buttfactory)

crossfrown:

dragonsroar:

sovietstuck:

super-almighty-pigmask:

terezisexual:

sassyteenageblogging:

connuh:

this pissed me off so much i fucking hate this girl if i ever have kids and i catch them screaming like this i’m going 2 shake them to death

this will be my child

maski

look

its

clive

ROSIE O DONNELL IS THAT YOU?!?

people under 13 shouldn’t sing okay

at first I was like “oh same”

and then 

the screams

i’m so scared of this girl right now

catp0rn:

i’m sorry but i had to :’-)

That guy playing the…bipipes… in the blue back there is just a total show stealer. Check out that face.

“DO YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY? YOU THINK THIS CAT IS FUNNY? I’LL SHOW YOU FUNNY /DOO DEE DOO DI DI DOO”

(Source: thespacewoman)

tychokepler:

Man, can the Guardians just like

Not be evil

For once

If the Guardians of the Universe were good people that would conflict with everything DC has ever taught us about people with large heads. YOU CAN’T JUST REVERSE DECADES OF MEGACRANIAL DISCRIMINATION, OKAY? 

you just can’t

thepointisdolphins:

salutationtothestars:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

“Scientists were today able to dispel the age-old belief that no two snowflakes are the same, using state of the art microscopy and by catching flakes as they fell in specially designed equipment while sitting at a table outside a pub in Norwich. The team of researchers, backed by a £20m grant, were able to make an identical match to the famous Bentley flake, photographed 47 years ago by amateur snowflakeologist Wilson Bentley.” 

Does NOBODY else see this is a flagrant misuse of £20 million?

Are you serious?

It genuinely bothered somebody so much that everybody was saying no two snowflakes are alike that they used 20 million pounds to prove everybody wrong?

You’re serious?

Uh… is no one else wondering how Wilson Bentley managed to take the photograph on the left 32 years after he died? :/

“amateur snowflakeologist” 

Well that right there is just nonsense. 

Also, thanks science, for just once again ruining children’s dreams. Next you’ll say Jesus didn’t turn water into wine using God magic. WHY DO YOU HATE SMILING CHILDREN, SCIENCE?

readyandpsyched:

10 minutes in photoshop, forever on the internet…

So in an alternate universe where they never met in Uganda, Elder Price and Elder McKinley are currency traders working out of Hong Kong and New York, respectively, and they somehow get in touch with each other through a mutual client or something and they start emailing each other and they fall in loooove but then there is some kind of disagreement, but not that cliched bullshit, but it all works out in the end.

I don’t know why I am so fixated on this idea. Anyone want to write it?

“Two currency traders who fell in love over the internet but then there was some kind of disagreement but it was all better in the end and also I guess they were Mormons”

This description. 

This. Description. Just shut up and take my money. I don’t care if it’s free or whatever, just take it all. 

WHY ARE YOU SUCH A QUALITY BLOG I CAN’T GET OVER IT. 

(Source: formerlyforeheadtittaes)

fuckyeahtattoos:

When I was 17, I made the mistake of letting someone who didn’t know what they were doing tattoo me… A couple years later, I got it fixed, and I think it looks a LOT better. I love it, now. Allen Hoy at You Pick It We Stick It in Houston did a great job fixing my hot mess. I HIGHLY recommend him.

I would never get a tattoo removed. 

The idea behind this is that I love everything about fall and Halloween. Good memories. I plan on working on this a bit more and eventually creating a half-sleeve. :)

HEY KENNA: PEOPLE BLOOD.